THE BLOG ABOUT NOTHING

I had my 6 month check up today. All clear, no present danger. If you are just coming out of chemo, trust me, you will get you back. It may not be the old you but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

At 6 months my hair is very thick. My Oncologist remarked that she doesn't know anyone whose hair has come back so thick. This would be amazing if it wasn't so curly. I have a full Jew-Fro. I look like George's girlfriend who looked like Seinfeld. Here, see for yourselves:

MOVING FORWARD

I am happy to let you all know that I am no X-Man. I shall not be dueling Wolverine anytime soon, although a bit of a feel-up and tumble with Mr Hugh Jackman, for art's sake only, would not be a hardship. I had my BRCA1 and 2 sequencing done (the test Angelina Jolie did) and it came back with no mutations detected. One less thing to worry about.

I also had my ovaries scanned and checked. All good there too. The lady did hand me the stick and ask if I wanted to insert it myself. No thanks. That would ruin masterbation for ever. Plus WTF?

My energy levels are up. I'm feeling almost close to almost normal. And now for the hair update...
It's been almost 5 months since stopping chemo and here's the latest.

MAKING LEMONADE OUT OF A BALD HEAD

It's now been exactly 3 months since I stopped chemo. I dyed my hair this morning thinking that if all the white fluff was brown; I would have hair. I forgot that I'm still mostly bald. So dying bald = still bald. 

ONE MILLION DOLLARS AND A LASER SHARK FOR SOME HAIR

3 weeks from last chemo and I still look like Dr Evil's daughter.