Sunday, February 3, 2013

AT THE BEEP PLEASE FUCK OFF


I've just received a message from my Cancer Care practice. An automated voice reminding me that I have an appointment on Monday. Press 1 to confirm. Done. "Thank you. We're looking forward to seeing you." WTF? Really, really? Because I'd rather sit down with Bashar al-Assad and Robert Mugabe for tea and scones than see you guys. No offense. But I'm not coming in for those 2012 Halloween Hershey's Kisses you have in the jar at reception. I'm coming in for poison I'd rather not have. I'll press your 1. But I do not look forward to seeing you. 

2 comments:

  1. I believe that Robert is known for his fabulous scones.

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