Chemo is pretty shitty. But, as Brian suggests, we should always look on the bright side. So here's my list.
Bad: Your hair falls out. Good: Brazilians are free.
Bad: You feel so sick you can't get out of bed. Good: The Jodi Arias trial is taking forever.
Bad: You can't use Tampax. Good: You can make period paintings on your pads for fun. I recreated Starry Starry Night in red yesterday, considering selling it on Ebay.
Bad: You can't get a pedicure or a manicure. Good: You don't have to deal with your brutally honest pedicurist: "What's wrong? You look sick." "Why you have no hair? No look good."
Bad: You neglect your husband. Good: He dotes on you.
Bad: You neglect your children. Good: You don't have to go to talent night at the school.
Bad: You can't drink alcohol. Good: You'll be a cheap date when you're done.
Bad: You can't taste food. Good: Kate Moss said "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels." And this is your chance to see if it's true.
Bad: People look at you with pity. Good: You can mess with them by coughing in the elevator.
Bad: Your hair falls out. Good: Brazilians are free.
Bad: You feel so sick you can't get out of bed. Good: The Jodi Arias trial is taking forever.
Bad: You can't use Tampax. Good: You can make period paintings on your pads for fun. I recreated Starry Starry Night in red yesterday, considering selling it on Ebay.
Bad: You can't get a pedicure or a manicure. Good: You don't have to deal with your brutally honest pedicurist: "What's wrong? You look sick." "Why you have no hair? No look good."
Bad: You neglect your husband. Good: He dotes on you.
Bad: You neglect your children. Good: You don't have to go to talent night at the school.
Bad: You can't drink alcohol. Good: You'll be a cheap date when you're done.
Bad: You can't taste food. Good: Kate Moss said "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels." And this is your chance to see if it's true.
Bad: People look at you with pity. Good: You can mess with them by coughing in the elevator.
Bad: Your hair falls out as you type. Good: It gives you something to type about.
Good: You're blogging. Bad: about hair loss.
ReplyDeleteHere for the good and bad xoxo
So, how much did you get for your edition of Starry, Starry night? Maybe you should have it FedEx'd over and Rob can add it to one of his paintings for the show end of March. Ha
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